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#21 Arcangel Miguel Ancient One Official Jenova's Witness 14,166 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 09:37 PM

...<<

Me: Cha know... I still wonder how did I get to live after the accident...
He: What accident? When was it?
She: But you told me the only accident you had in life was being born.
Me: ...Yeah.
*Silence*
Me: *Burst out laughing*
They: What's... so funny?
Me: ... I don't know...
He: ... [Name], are you high again?
Me: Again?!
Me: Why didn't anybody tell me the first time?!?! *runs off room*
She: ... Stop selling crack to him, ok?
He: ...

...<< I like getting them freaked.

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#22 Emma Team XC TML's Secretary 1,712 posts 71.00 XCB

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 10:05 PM

ROFLMAO miguel j00 are awesome
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#23 LunarNova Retired Administrator Nyoro~n... 2,540 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 10:29 PM

[20:29] <Moody-AwAy> And i can kick pikachus ass myself
[20:29] <google> lies
[20:29] <L-Nova> I think it can kick yours.
[20:30] <Moody-AwAy> LIES
[20:30] <google> yeah...because its the most powerful pokemon in the world
[20:30] <Moody-AwAy> Percentile: I can gg pikachu
[20:30] <Knowbot> Moody-AwAy: 26.7%
[20:30] <L-Nova> Truth: one Thunder and gg.
[20:30] <Moody-AwAy> O_O
[20:30] <google> haha
[20:30] <L-Nova> Percentile: Pikachu can gg Moody.
[20:30] <Moody-AwAy> XD
[20:30] <Knowbot> L-Nova: 86.0%
[20:30] <L-Nova> gg!
[20:31] <Moody-AwAy> ROFL
[20:31] <google> xD
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 10:46 PM

<RandomHawtEuropeanGuy> 8,12[(*)])]
* RandomHawtMexicanGuy is now known as Rada
<RandomHawtEuropeanGuy> teh euro flag
* [SI]Khalek is now known as [SI]Raid
<Rada> That looks like the vulva of a female smurf.
<RandomHawtEuropeanGuy> o_O
<RandomHawtEuropeanGuy> wow
<Knowbot> [In the Words of Knowbie] jAYjAY has very beautiful eyebrows.
<RandomHawtEuropeanGuy> what kinda **** do you watch?
* {GOL}Sp0rkeh is now known as Pirate`s_say[arr]
<Rada> Hey Sp0rkeh, do you fancy some ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRange juice?
<Pirate`s_say[arr]> ...-_-
<Rada> =[
* Rada cowers back from the dark chasm from wence he came.



<|SI|ShinobuSensui321> percentile: How much of a chance will I be the next Hitler...?
<SixthSeal> wrath onlt 1 space
<Knowbot> |SI|ShinobuSensui321: 99.7%

Edited by Sp0rkeh, 25 October 2005 - 10:54 PM.

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#25 Emma Team XC TML's Secretary 1,712 posts 71.00 XCB

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 07:25 AM

Damn you lunar you should have sigged the whole convo
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#26 Zera Retired Administrator Fꪮ THê §Hª®ïñGªñ 9,213 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 02:23 PM

( 20:21:39 ) ( &Zera|Cooking---maybe--- ) percentile: i'm blacker than rocky rock!
( 20:21:42 ) ( +Knowbot ) Zera|Cooking---maybe---: 100%
( 20:21:44 ) ( &Zera|Cooking---maybe--- ) ..
( 20:21:44 ) ( &Zera|Cooking---maybe--- ) lol
( 20:21:45 ) ( +Eric ) ..
( 20:21:47 ) ( +Eric ) 0.o


i'm white.

rockanomix is black.

let the hilarity begin, :o
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#27 TourJ Oldies Midbie 210 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:07 PM

The Daily noobs....Of helpdesk..AND THE DAMN ABUSE OF /HELPOP


-9:02pm- -uchiha.scrollrack.com- *** HelpOp -- from djiwx: i dont know how do contact andrew and im very upset because i am so new to this new system and this person named lovely a kicked me from the helpdesk so and i dont know why

-9:03pm- -uchiha.scrollrack.com- *** HelpOp -- from djiwx: im so lost


While In Helpdesk..


-8:57pm- * Sorbob (Sorbob@XC-85F56E71.dyn.optonline.net) Has Joined #HelpDesk.
-8:57pm- * HelpBot sets mode: +ao Sorbob Sorbob
-8:57pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» Wb..
-8:58pm- • %«|HM|Sun» Slave
-8:59pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» >_>
-8:59pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» Shut up slave
-8:59pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» And bend over.
-8:59pm- • &«Sorbob» lol
-8:59pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» O_o
-8:59pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» U two sorbob
-8:59pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» Just because ur superior of me on Status..
-8:59pm- * Lovely[a] sets mode: -b *!*@XC-347CBAD4.ipt.aol.com
-8:59pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» Doesnt mean u cant be my slave.
-9:03pm- * Zera is now known as Zera|food
-9:03pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» -9:02pm- -uchiha.scrollrack.com- *** HelpOp -- from djiwx: i dont know how do contact andrew and im very upset because i am so new to this new system and this person named lovely a kicked me from the helpdesk so and i dont know why
-9:03pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» Omfg
-9:03pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» That
-9:03pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» Is
-9:03pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» So
-9:03pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» Sigged
-9:03pm- • %«KenshinMasta» rofl.
-9:03pm- • @«SeXiNeSs» Lmfao..
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#28 Guest_Sp0rkeh_* Guests XCB

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:24 PM

<FlamingFullMetal> is there any girls in here who r girls irl?
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#29 Karma Ancient One BANHAMME-wait what? 1,981 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:36 PM

<FlamingFullMetal> is there any girls in here who r girls irl?


Ummm....WTF

Shin3down (9:25:23 PM): What's new man?
L Genocide J (9:25:32 PM): dude
L Genocide J (9:25:37 PM): i trained myself
Shin3down (9:25:44 PM): To sleep with your eyes open?
Shin3down (9:25:50 PM): To masterbate with no hands?
L Genocide J (9:25:51 PM): that was 2 years ago
Shin3down (9:25:53 PM): Or girls?
Shin3down (9:25:53 PM): XD
L Genocide J (9:26:03 PM): and that has something to do with it
Shin3down (9:26:09 PM): O.o
Shin3down (9:26:11 PM): Wow
Shin3down (9:26:13 PM): That's...odd?
L Genocide J (9:26:24 PM): well i happened to have something that has the comfort of a pusseh
Shin3down (9:26:38 PM): YOU'RE ****ING A CAT?
L Genocide J (9:26:44 PM): and a hole that i can fit my penis in
Shin3down (9:26:56 PM): XD
Shin3down (9:27:09 PM): That must not be too big of a hole
Shin3down (9:27:09 PM): XD
L Genocide J (9:27:13 PM): HEY
Shin3down (9:27:16 PM): j/k man
L Genocide J (9:27:16 PM): just because im azn
L Genocide J (9:27:20 PM): does not mean
L Genocide J (9:27:22 PM): im like the others
Shin3down (9:27:27 PM): XD
L Genocide J (9:27:27 PM): who have very small penises
L Genocide J (9:27:37 PM): i hada great childhood
L Genocide J (9:27:58 PM): so i found out that sweaters
Shin3down (9:28:00 PM): Full of anal rape?
Shin3down (9:28:01 PM): XD
L Genocide J (9:28:13 PM): are good for those things
Shin3down (9:28:43 PM): Sweaters? Dude...you whack off in a sweater...O.o
Shin3down (9:28:48 PM): That's.....odd....O.o
L Genocide J (9:28:49 PM): yeah
L Genocide J (9:28:58 PM): with a hole sock
Shin3down (9:29:19 PM): O.o
Shin3down (9:29:25 PM): Umm...okay?
Shin3down (9:29:30 PM): Whatever makes you happy...
Shin3down (9:29:31 PM): XD
L Genocide J (9:29:53 PM): i cummed 20% more
Shin3down (9:29:59 PM): O.O
L Genocide J (9:30:00 PM): than using my regular right hand
Shin3down (9:30:20 PM): That's....interesting...and....~Sigs~

Everyone loves LJ.....O.o

~Zack~
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#30 Arcangel Miguel Ancient One Official Jenova's Witness 14,166 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:40 PM

ROFLMAO miguel j00 are awesome


I know. but thanks for reminding me.

...

<<; me's kidding?

...

Alekiel: my brother is so stuped. He raised his hand when they asked "who here ISN'T heterosexual?"
JuanMa: .......
JuanMa: Jajajajaja! [Name] is so stupid!
Alekiel: I know.
Alekiel: But you did the same thing yesterday.
JuanMa: ............
Alekiel: My brother doesn't even know what heterosexual is, but you do.
JuanMa: .......................
Alekiel: I'm so disappointed of you! *slaps*
JuanMa: ........

...

e_e

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#31 Zera Retired Administrator Fꪮ THê §Hª®ïñGªñ 9,213 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 09:22 PM

ZeraDaMan: ._.
ZeraDaMan: i love you.
necroph1a signed off at 9:26:15 PM.


( 21:29:23 ) ( ~Zera|away ) percentile: what percent of love does rock have for the pen0r
( 21:29:24 ) ( +Knowbot ) Zera|away: 96.2%
( 21:29:26 ) ( ~Zera|away ) ..
( 21:29:27 ) ( ~Zera|away ) gg.
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#32 Eric Ancient One It cant be! The power level, unbelievable. 9,816 posts 30.00 XCB

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 03:38 PM

(3:40:55) Lovely: See.. Now I have to go through all my logs. How troublesome
(3:41:04) Eric: ... go for it...
(3:41:30) |XD|Watt: Percentile: Eric should stop arguing with Lovely because he will lose
(3:41:32) Knowbot: |XD|Watt: 2.2%
(3:41:35) |XD|Watt: !
(3:41:46) Eric: Laughing Out Loud
(3:41:51) Eric: sig
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#33 Guest_Watt_* Guests XCB

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:24 PM

<Eric> Percentile: I <3 Astros
<Knowbot> Eric: 100%
<Eric> It knows me well
<Moody-AwAy> Percentile: He has sucked their pen0rs
<Knowbot> Moody-AwAy: 99.9%

And Astros were pwnt. gg.
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#34 Emma Team XC TML's Secretary 1,712 posts 71.00 XCB

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:27 PM

(20:19:54) <Knowbs> Finally, tell me what's the most important thing in your life right now?
(20:20:21) <SilentNightAlchemist> I would have to say my finace.
(20:20:28) <Knowbs> Besides that.
(20:20:38) <SilentNightAlchemist> Um.
(20:20:42) <SilentNightAlchemist> My comp.
(20:20:47) <Knowbs> Besides that.
(20:21:04) <SilentNightAlchemist> Knowbie?
(20:21:08) <Knowbs> Yup.
(20:21:10) <SilentNightAlchemist> XD
(20:21:18) <Knowbs> xD
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#35 Eric Ancient One It cant be! The power level, unbelievable. 9,816 posts 30.00 XCB

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:58 PM

... don't manipulate numbers Watt...

It was not THAT high.
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#36 Zera Retired Administrator Fꪮ THê §Hª®ïñGªñ 9,213 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 08:04 PM

( 00:05:18 ) ::: ( • ) Join: Knowbot ( ~Jargo@Knowbie.Inc ) joined #XCM
( 00:05:18 ) ::: ( ¤ ) Channel Mode: XeroCreative set mode ( +v ) to Knowbot in #XCM
( 00:05:20 ) ( &Zera|away ) yay
( 00:05:22 ) ( &Zera|away ) percentile: tml is a dirty canadian Yarr!
( 00:05:23 ) ( +Knowbot ) Zera|away: 100%
( 00:05:25 ) ( &Zera|away ) :o
( 00:05:26 ) ( +{GOL}Nara|Shikamaru ) ROFL
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#37 Mattiks Ancient One I Vibrate 7,179 posts 6.00 XCB

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 08:54 PM

9:41pm| (+SilentNightAlchemist) FINGER ME

10:03pm| (%Mattiks) Percentile: Zera has had more pen0r than Jenna Jameson.
10:03pm| (+Knowbot) Mattiks: 92.6%
10:03pm| (+Eric) Percentile: That was Zera's last dream
10:03pm| (%Mattiks) >_>
10:03pm| (+Knowbot) Eric: 7.1%
10:03pm| (%Mattiks) gg.
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#38 Zera Retired Administrator Fꪮ THê §Hª®ïñGªñ 9,213 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 09:43 PM

( 21:08:49 ) ( &Zera|away ) omg watt
( 21:08:53 ) ( &Zera|away ) /join 0
( 21:08:57 ) ( +|XD|Watt ) omg zera
( 21:08:57 ) ( +|XD|Watt ) .....
( 21:08:59 ) ( +|XD|Watt ) no
( 21:08:59 ) ( &Zera|away ) its the coolest glitsch!
( 21:09:00 ) ( &Zera|away ) :o
( 21:09:03 ) ( &Zera|away ) quick
( 21:09:04 ) ::: ( • ) Join: yugioh1359 ( ~mana.minx@XC-681DE29A.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com ) joined #XCM
( 21:09:04 ) ::: ( ¤ ) Channel Mode: XeroCreative set mode ( +v ) to yugioh1359 in #XCM
( 21:09:10 ) ( +|XD|Watt ) rofl
( 21:09:11 ) ( +|XD|Watt ) what happens!?!?
( 21:09:15 ) ( &Zera|away ) you go
( 21:09:17 ) ( &Zera|away ) to a room
( 21:09:22 ) ( +|XD|Watt ) ok
( 21:09:23 ) ! +|XD|Watt types
( 21:09:23 ) ( &Zera|away ) that is secret
( 21:09:28 ) ( &Zera|away ) :o
( 21:09:33 ) ::: ( • ) Part: Sun ( ~Sun@Karunaji.Pwns.Me.XeroCreative.Com ) parted from #XCM [ Left all channels ]
( 21:09:37 ) ( &Zera|away ) gg sun
( 21:09:40 ) ::: ( • ) Join: Sun ( ~Sun@Karunaji.Pwns.Me.XeroCreative.Com ) joined #XCM
( 21:09:40 ) ::: ( ¤ ) Channel Mode: XeroCreative set mode ( +v ) to Sun in #XCM
( 21:09:41 ) ( +|XD|Watt ) gg
( 21:09:42 ) ( +|XD|Watt ) :x
( 21:09:42 ) ( +Sun ) rofl.
( 21:09:48 ) ( &Zera|away ) ( 21:09:33 ) ::: ( • ) Part: Sun ( ~Sun@Karunaji.Pwns.Me.XeroCreative.Com ) parted from #XCM [ Left all channels ]
( 21:09:48 ) ( &Zera|away ) ( 21:09:37 ) ( &Zera|away ) gg sun
( 21:09:50 ) ( &Zera|away ) :o
( 21:09:58 ) ( +Sun ) gg
( 21:10:01 ) ( +Sun ) x_x
( 21:10:07 ) ( &Zera|away ) gg indeed.
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#39 Guest_Watt_* Guests XCB

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Posted 28 October 2005 - 03:54 PM

<|XD|TheNonRacistRanger> Percentile: Ashes whacks off to black men
<Knowbot> |XD|TheNonRacistRanger: 64.3%
<|XD|TheNonRacistRanger> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<[Ash|Fox]> O.o
<[Ash|Fox]> Percentile: That was a lie
<Knowbot> [Ash|Fox]: 2.0%
<|XD|TheNonRacistRanger> gg
<Zera> lol
<Zera> gg
<[Ash|Fox]> O.O!
<[Ash|Fox]> ;_;
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#40 Zera Retired Administrator Fꪮ THê §Hª®ïñGªñ 9,213 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 28 October 2005 - 04:44 PM

( 15:07:37 ) ( +YeLlowLiNk ) =[
( 15:08:02 ) ( &Zera ) percentile: yellow like to bang little daggies
( 15:08:03 ) ( +Knowbot ) Zera: 97.6%
( 15:08:05 ) ( &Zera ) gg.
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