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#1 Zera Retired Administrator Fꪮ TH HG 9,213 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:09 PM

( 15:45:22 ) ( +[EoA]IcePeten ) percentile: Peten's sexy.
( 15:45:22 ) ( +Knowbot ) [EoA]IcePeten: 2.0%
( 15:45:26 ) ( &Zera ) xD
( 15:45:28 ) ::: ( � ) Part: [EoA]IcePeten ( ~Omega_Zer@XC-18632CC2.mia.bellsouth.net ) parted from #xcm [ ;-; ]
( 15:45:32 ) ( &Zera ) gg
( 15:45:37 ) ( +Shattoww ) ****ing owned

( 15:49:04 ) ( +[EoA]IcePeten ) Percentile: how many ppl love Peten
( 15:49:05 ) ( +Knowbot ) [EoA]IcePeten: 76.9%
( 15:49:08 ) ( +[EoA]IcePeten ) :D
( 15:49:18 ) ( +[EoA]IcePeten ) Percentile: how many wanna have sex with peten?
( 15:49:23 ) ( +[EoA]IcePeten ) stfu Knowbot
( 15:49:24 ) ( +[EoA]IcePeten ) -_-
( 15:49:24 ) ( &Zera ) percentile: peten is all 76.9% of them!
( 15:49:25 ) ( +Knowbot ) Zera: 100%
( 15:49:27 ) ( &Zera ) :o
( 15:49:28 ) ( &Zera ) gggg!
( 15:49:36 ) ( +[EoA]IcePeten ) lmao
( 15:49:37 ) ( +[EoA]IcePeten ) oh boy
( 15:49:39 ) ( +[EoA]IcePeten ) -_-






( 20:43:45 ) ( +Shattoww ) zera
( 20:43:49 ) ( &Zera ) shattoww
( 20:43:54 ) ( +Shattoww ) if it wasn't for the size of your penis, you'd be nothing.
( 20:44:01 ) ( &Zera ) :P
( 20:44:05 ) ( &Sorbob ) ya

( 20:44:11 ) ( &Sorbob ) really
( 20:44:12 ) ( &Sorbob ) big
( 20:44:14 ) ( &Sorbob ) and heavy



( 00:28:40 ) ( +Gene|Away ) what state is MO
( 00:28:46 ) ( +SwingBlade ) Missouri
( 00:28:46 ) ( +SwingBlade ) gg
( 00:28:48 ) ( +SwingBlade ) dork
( 00:28:50 ) ( +Gene|Away ) k



( 12:45:19 ) ( BusterBlader ) ip
( 12:45:41 ) ( Zera|Sleep ) omfg, :|
( 12:45:43 ) ( Zera|Sleep ) no
( 12:45:46 ) ( Zera|Sleep ) do you see
( 12:45:49 ) ( Zera|Sleep ) the SLEEEEP
( 12:45:51 ) ( Zera|Sleep ) in my nick
( 12:45:51 ) ( BusterBlader ) ip
( 12:45:54 ) ( Zera|Sleep ) shut up!
( 12:45:58 ) ( Zera|Sleep ) no ip for you!
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#2 blink Ancient One One among the fence 4,826 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:10 PM

you didnt have to do that zera.....it dosent matter who starts the topic.
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#3 Zera Retired Administrator Fꪮ TH HG 9,213 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:11 PM

:P

but its mah ego at stake here! :x

( 16:14:57 ) ( &Zera ) percentile: pbs is a butter brain!
( 16:14:58 ) ( +Knowbot ) Zera: 100%
( 16:15:00 ) ( &Zera ) :o
( 16:15:01 ) ( &Zera ) gg!
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:30 PM

Yeah, Zera, that wasn't necessary.. I hope you die.

<Zera> percentile: my percentage of blackness
<Knowbot> Zera: 92.3%
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#5 Zera Retired Administrator Fꪮ TH HG 9,213 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:38 PM

:P

( 16:31:02 ) ( ~TML\forums ) the highlight is too distracting
( 16:31:04 ) ( ~TML\forums ) i'll be back when im done
( 16:31:07 ) ::: ( ) Quit: TML\forums ( Andrew@BiggestCheese.XeroCreative.com ) quited from IRC [ Quit: user exited ]
( 16:31:07 ) ( &BobForumz ) kk
( 16:31:08 ) ( &Zera ) >.>
( 16:31:09 ) ( +|XD|EJ ) Zera!
( 16:31:12 ) ( &Zera ) or just turn of your highlight
( 16:31:15 ) ( &Zera ) damn canadian
( 16:31:18 ) ( +|XD|EJ ) ROFLMFA!
( 16:31:24 ) ( +|XD|EJ ) Zera what are you?
( 16:31:28 ) ( &Zera ) american!
( 16:31:35 ) ( &Zera ) united statesen
( 16:31:36 ) ( &Zera ) !
( 16:31:36 ) ( +|XD|EJ ) Race bish race.
( 16:31:36 ) ( +|XD|EJ ) :|
( 16:31:40 ) ( &Zera ) i'm white!
( 16:31:45 ) ( +|XD|EJ ) ROFLMFAO!
( 16:31:47 ) ( &Zera ) albino african
( 16:31:53 ) ( +|XD|EJ ) ROFLMFAO!
( 16:32:05 ) ( &Zera ) percentile: my percentage of blackness
( 16:32:06 ) ( +Knowbot ) Zera: 92.3%
( 16:32:07 ) ( &Zera ) :)
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#6 Emma Team XC TML's Secretary 1,712 posts 71.00 XCB

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 09:38 PM

<|XD|Watt> Percentile: Sun will be sucking the rock tonight
<Knowbot> |XD|Watt: 96.6%


<[TML]Alastor_Moody> Percentile: Sun had ass secks with the rock before
<Knowbot> [TML]Alastor_Moody: 93.0%


<[TML]Alastor_Moody> Percentile: Sun has a hawt mother that hates him
<Knowbot> [TML]Alastor_Moody: 87.2%


<[TML]Alastor_Moody> Percentile: I'm a guy that loves teh =^_^=
<Knowbot> [TML]Alastor_Moody: 87.4%


<|XD|Vexy> Percentile: Sun will suck the rock's pen0r tonight
<Knowbot> |XD|Vexy: 90.8%


<Willow> percentile: knowbot is full of ****
<Knowbot> Willow: 89.1%


@ [EoA]Jester percentile: Jester is Sexy
@ Knowbot [EoA]Jester: 91.6%
@ [EoA]Jester woot
<|XD|ImperialAlliance> percentile: Knowbot lies to jester
@ Knowbot |XD|ImperialAlliance: 100%



(14:28:06) <|XD|Watt> Percentile: I have a hard-on for Moody
(14:28:06) <Knowbot> |XD|Watt: 10.6%
(14:28:11) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> XD
(14:28:17) <|XD|Watt> omg!
(14:28:23) <|XD|Watt> LIES
(14:28:26) <|XD|Watt> IT SHOULD BE 100
(14:28:31) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> -sig-
(14:28:32) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> -sig-


(17:37:49) <Depressed> Percentile: How much of me is black
(17:37:50) <Knowbot> Depressed: 87.9%
(17:38:02) <Depressed> THEN WHY AM I SO SMALL???


i still got it.

(22:39:14) <Moody-AwAy> Percentile: Zera - Mana = Masturbation
(22:39:14) <Knowbot> Moody-AwAy: 94.5%
(22:39:20) <Zera> lol
(22:39:21) <[EoA]IcePeten> LMAO
(22:39:22) <Zera> gg
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#7 Arcangel Miguel Ancient One Official Jenova's Witness 14,166 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 10:04 PM

What exactly are these Knowbots? e_e;..

..

AlekielXC: When will you show me your wedding's video?
Zheph: Who said we taped it?
AlekielXC: ... But you taped your honey moon?
AlekielXC: You're more perverted than me.
Zheph: -///- that's physically impossible.
Zheph: Wait, there's no honey moon video!
AlekielXC: That's not what Alex said. And showed to me.
Zheph: ... He was supposed to keep that for him...
AlekielXC: ... Woman, you're so easy to catch.
Zheph: >////< Not again!

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#8 Emma Team XC TML's Secretary 1,712 posts 71.00 XCB

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 10:54 PM

(23:24:18) <Eric> Zera, you of all people breaking the rules >_>
(23:24:19) <|XD|EJ> Mana!
(23:24:24) <Mana> =/
(23:24:25) <|XD|EJ> Pull his net connection!
(23:24:30) <|XD|EJ> Pull it now!
(23:24:33) <Zera> xD
(23:24:40) <Moody-AwAy> PErcentile: She will actually pull his pen0r
(23:24:41) <Knowbot> Moody-AwAy: 99.2%
(23:24:43) <Moody-AwAy> gg.
(23:24:46) <Zera> lol

(23:55:38) <Eric> Percentile: I <3 Astros
(23:55:38) <Knowbot> Eric: 100%
(23:55:47) <Eric> It knows me well
(23:55:59) <Moody-AwAy> Percentile: He has sucked their pen0rs
(23:56:00) <Knowbot> Moody-AwAy: 99.9%
(23:56:04) <Kza> o_O
(23:56:06) <Moody-AwAy> -sig-
(23:56:09) <Eric> Laughing Out Loud
(23:56:10) <Kza> xD
(23:56:12) <Kza> xgg
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#9 Andy Ancient One Sawp Mayangg. 5,643 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:46 AM

dude lmao xDDD
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#10 Zera Retired Administrator Fꪮ TH HG 9,213 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 01:49 PM

( 13:24:44 ) ( +Spork ) this is ****in retarded
( 13:24:47 ) ( +Spork ) In advance of your Direct Debit being set up, you are required to pay initial payments by credit or debit card. Once your Direct Debit instruction is set up, then payment will be taken by Direct Debit as requested. Please click 'Next' to continue.
( 13:24:59 ) ( +Spork ) i choose Direct Debit because i DO NOT have a credit card
( 13:25:43 ) ( &Zera ) lol
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#11 Emma Team XC TML's Secretary 1,712 posts 71.00 XCB

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 07:36 PM

(20:20:17) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> Name a few.
(20:20:58) <Knowbs> What?
(20:21:40) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> (20:18:43) <SeXiNeSs> Then your going to ask for help with sex moves
(20:21:52) <Knowbs> Sex movies?
(20:21:53) <Knowbs> o_o
(20:22:11) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> moves XD
(20:22:33) <Knowbs> <<...
(20:22:35) <Knowbs> Oh.
(20:22:40) <Knowbs> I have a book on it here somewhere.
(20:23:11) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> ROFLMAO
(20:23:25) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> You are actually going to look.
(20:24:27) <Knowbs> Hold on.
(20:24:48) <Knowbs> Ah, here it is!
(20:25:01) <Knowbs> How to Please a Woman in 90 Ways
(20:25:22) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> E-mail that to me.
(20:25:34) <Knowbs> <<...
(20:25:46) <Knowbs> I hope you know what happens now.
(20:26:07) * [TML]Alastor_Moody smiles
(20:26:12) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> Yes I do.
(20:26:48) * Knowbs gives it to you hard.
(20:27:11) * [TML]Alastor_Moody enjoys





(20:27:51) <Knowbs> +hugs Karunaji!+
(20:27:59) * Karunaji stabs Knowbs in the eye with a toothpick.
(20:28:03) * [TML]Alastor_Moody pokes karun iwht his pen0r
(20:28:06) <Knowbs> +keeps hugging with bleeding eyes+
(20:31:42) * [FBI]Genesis is away "auto away after 15 minutes idling" Log: on Pager: on
(20:31:42) * [FBI]Genesis is now known as Gene|Away
(20:34:50) * Lovely[a] huggles Karunaji
(20:35:04) * Karunaji hugs.
(20:36:11) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> XD
(20:36:29) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> Karun <3's lovely but h8s knowbie
(20:36:49) <Lovely[a]> lol no, he just knows not to poke a woman in the eyes :P
(20:37:03) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> damn well better not.
(20:37:08) <Knowbs> +huggles Karunaji+
(20:37:23) <Knowbs> o_o
(20:37:35) <Knowbs> <_<
(20:37:37) <Knowbs> >_>
(20:37:47) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> ROFLmAO
(20:37:52) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> rape
(20:37:59) <Knowbs> +rapes Karunaji+
(20:38:27) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> +wonders if karun is speechless from the love of him being raped+
(20:38:33) <Knowbs> <<...
(20:38:38) <Knowbs> +fills all holes+
(20:38:46) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> O_O
(20:38:57) <[TML]Alastor_Moody> god that has to hurt going up his pen0r
(20:39:02) <Knowbs> >:)






>:) HAHAHA
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#12 Mattiks Ancient One I Vibrate 7,179 posts 6.00 XCB

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 07:50 PM

8:51pm| (&Zera) -sig-
8:51pm| (+Gene|Away) -.-'
8:51pm| (~Andrew) lies
8:51pm| ! &Zera adds fortune cookie
8:51pm| (~Andrew) you dont sig anything
8:51pm| (&Zera) :o
8:51pm| (%[`Stephen`Davis`]) lmao.
8:51pm| (~Andrew) that weej's nuts will be in your sig for the rest of your xc days
8:52pm| (&Zera) i have a new method of sig now
8:52pm| (%[`Stephen`Davis`]) -sig-
8:52pm| (+HaXoR) o.o
8:52pm| (&Zera) teh fortune cookie
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 08:58 PM

Poor Kenshinkock...


-9:46pm- &SeXiNeSs -9:46pm- <KenshinMasta> Feel the pain inbetween my legs.
-9:47pm- ~KenshinMasta lies
-9:47pm- ~KenshinMasta <09:50pm> <&SeXiNeSs> My pen0r is longer then a ant
-9:47pm- &SeXiNeSs 0._o
-9:47pm- &SeXiNeSs 0bv..
-9:47pm- ~KenshinMasta 0_o
-9:47pm- &SeXiNeSs Is urs
-9:47pm- ~KenshinMasta na
-9:47pm- &SeXiNeSs Smally
-9:47pm- &SeXiNeSs >_>
-9:47pm- &SeXiNeSs You do know
-9:48pm- &SeXiNeSs We are talking about red ants?
-9:48pm- ~KenshinMasta that's just the details knowbie been telling meh
-9:48pm- ~KenshinMasta o_O
-9:48pm- &SeXiNeSs LMFAO
-9:48pm- ~KenshinMasta or mike
-9:48pm- &SeXiNeSs -9:47pm- ~KenshinMasta na
-9:48pm- ~KenshinMasta rofl.
-9:48pm- ~KenshinMasta =/
-9:48pm- &Shadow_Raven meh
-9:48pm- &SeXiNeSs laughs
-9:48pm- &SeXiNeSs -sigs-
-9:48pm- &[FBI]Genesis o.0;
-9:48pm- &Shadow_Raven O.o
-9:48pm- ~KenshinMasta o_o
-9:48pm- &SeXiNeSs 0_o
-9:49pm- &[FBI]Genesis oLo
-9:49pm- ~KenshinMasta ....
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#14 Android17 Ancient One Oh, gurl. 6,914 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:09 PM

just look at my sig.

Mig is so cool.
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#15 Zera Retired Administrator Fꪮ TH HG 9,213 posts 0.00 XCB

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 02:22 PM

u lied to me PA. :| ur a freaking mod of off topic, >.>

anyway, on to the truth, by knowbot.

( 14:24:14 ) ( &Zera ) percentile: chris rock > chappelle
( 14:24:16 ) ( +Knowbot ) Zera: 0.2%
( 14:24:18 ) ( &Zera ) lol
( 14:24:18 ) ( &Zera ) gg.
( 14:24:20 ) ( +Winry ) =x
( 14:24:24 ) ( &Zera ) chappelle owns, knowbot knows
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#16 Emma Team XC TML's Secretary 1,712 posts 71.00 XCB

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:04 PM

(18:06:57) <Zera> winry, you need to teach knowbot to duel, so i can get one once in a while
(18:06:59) <Zera> :||
(18:07:11) <Zera> knowbot, i challenge you to a dacl!
(18:07:11) <Knowbot> You will do finely.
(18:07:18) <Zera> 8.6!
(18:07:19) <Knowbot> I love you guys.
(18:07:22) <Zera> adv!
(18:07:30) <Zera> u host!
(18:07:40) <Zera> pm me!
(18:07:43) <Zera> now!
(18:07:43) <Knowbot> +fills all holes+
(18:07:49) <Zera> >.>
(18:07:53) <Zera> not quite what i had in mind
(18:08:07) <Zera> +fills all um.. not holes!!+
(18:08:43) <Zera> <.<
(18:09:15) <Moody-AwAy> O_o
(18:09:19) * Moody-AwAy sigs
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:36 PM

(3:39:21) stonehenge000: im sorry people but i really need some here on how do i get fet and crv to load up in my deck shop
(3:39:34) [D-G]: You put it in the sets folder.
(3:39:35) |XD|Frigate: www.scrollrack.com
(3:39:38) [D-G]: Oh wait.
(3:39:42) BarfDroolerHaDes: just redownload the sets
(3:39:43) |XD|Frigate: then follow the help and stuff there
(3:39:45) [D-G]: That's 8.4
(3:39:47) stonehenge000: done all that
(3:39:47) [D-G]: e_e;
(3:39:59) [D-G]: Sue XC for their lack of help then. >_>;
(3:40:13) [D-G]: While you're at it sue UDE>
(3:40:33) stonehenge000: thnks
(3:40:40) [D-G]: You're actually gonna sue?
(3:40:42) [D-G]: o_O

e_e;;

(3:45:11) * Sorbob has quit IRC ([revolutionzp.scrollrack.com] Local kill by ensui[NotHereAgainYay] (8-(((((((((99999999999999999999999999nine))
(3:45:20) * Sorbob has joined #yvd
(3:45:20) * XeroCreative sets mode: +h Sorbob
(3:45:25) [CD]RavensAnger: lol ensui
(3:45:37) [D-G]: rofl.
(3:45:52) [D-G]: Ensui: 35,259,369 - Sorbob: -3
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:14 PM

Twilight Soul13: ...That seed idea of Zercon's sounds so wrong though...
ShadowThorn92: ??
Twilight Soul13: ...he put his 'seed' in you
Twilight Soul13: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ShadowThorn92: XDDDDDD
ShadowThorn92: ..so not funny on my half of the internet....
Twilight Soul13: Is on mine
Twilight Soul13: Expecially since you let it happen
Twilight Soul13: o.o
Twilight Soul13: ///I should sig that
Twilight Soul13: ....screw it
Twilight Soul13: *sigs*
ShadowThorn92: lmao
ShadowThorn92: you suck donky ass man
ShadowThorn92: and thats like, impossible
Twilight Soul13: ...no, you got me confused with joe
ShadowThorn92: lmao
ShadowThorn92: that needs to be sigged
Twilight Soul13: ...I have clearly doctored photos of him doing it too...
ShadowThorn92: lmao
Twilight Soul13: *sigs*
Twilight Soul13: ...*again*
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 09:27 PM

ok, this isnt really a FUNNY convo, but its a convo nonetheless:

ShadowThorn92: question
HomerSimpson8992: ok
ShadowThorn92: why am I on the GFX team?
HomerSimpson8992: o
ShadowThorn92: I dont even make GFX
HomerSimpson8992: my computer froze so i couldnt add you
ShadowThorn92: ...
ShadowThorn92: what?
HomerSimpson8992: my computer froze so i had to log off and i forgot
HomerSimpson8992: ill add you
ShadowThorn92: ...

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 09:32 PM

Yea,....weird^
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